I can't believe it's vegan?!

Today, I'm a little ill, so instead of making food, I'll be reviewing it.

God, it's days like this, that made me wish I had a personal chef.

ANYHOW!
first on the roster!

Nestle Nesquick Syrup
(flavors including: Chocolate, Strawberry and Very Vanilla)

This one was actually a suprise. I don't eat much chocolates/sweets, because i'm a bitter old man.

(pretty good lookin' too...)

Anyhow. I can't really tell you how good it is, but I just want you to imagine throwing this stuff into your boring old Silk. Or hell, my favorite, Almond Dream. I wouldn't advise though, on the Very Vanilla, because I mean, let's be for real. Silk's Vanilla soy is so Vanilla-ish, it can be a bad thing, at times.

(if you want to know a way to my heart, it would be through a carton of Almond Dream, ladies.)

Campbell’s canned mushroom gravy

Now, I know you're saying, "But Danny, this stuff is kind of gross... sort of?" Well, sir, I have one thing to say to you.

 

Some good ol'fashioned family favorites right there. (way number two to my heart). Also, let's not forget what a great topping that would be on some biscuits?

Betty Crocker Bisquick

 

 Oh, Betty, you dirty girl. She knew, that I couldn't live without it, from time to time. Not to mention the abilities this stuff has. The places you will go! (this is really what Shel Silverstein was talking about kids).  You can make some gnarly biscuits with that! Think about it. I know, me too.

Nabisco Teddy Grahams (Chocolate and Cinnamon)

 Now, I know we all know Oreos are vegan. Who doesn't have that one vegetarian friend at the grocer every time you're there say, "Dude, did you know oreos are vegan?" fucking asshole. That's like the guy at the party who gives you that damn fact about Greenland being icey, and Iceland being greeny. No one likes vikings. Asshole.

Always looking fine, and taking his shirt off too, damn it.

Also, a bit of a disclaimer. I don't really recommend eating these on the daily because, kids, it's important to remember:

EVEN THOUGH IT'S VEGAN DOESN'T MEAN IT'S GOOD FOR YOU.

thanks. Now, I'm going to bed, and blowing my nose (not in that order..)